Since 1993

Welcome to my humble little, no-frills review/opinion site. Yes, I know you don't particularly give a crap about what I have to say about movies. Too bad. "Why yaks?" you ask. Because the word "yak" is quite possibly the best word of the English language. Besides, this is my web site. I'm gonna do whatever I please with it, all right? All right.

There isn't really a set schedule as to when it will be updated, but it should average about twice a month, maybe a little more. So be sure to check back often!

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