So, what’s the point

There really is none. If you’re looking for something profound, you’re at the wrong place. I just like complaining about movies, so I figured I may as well put that talent to use.

In other words, you don’t have a life

Hey now. That’s uncalled for. Correct.

How do you select the movies you review?

Completely at random. I’m always open to

What browser do you suggest for viewing your site?

I’m definitely in favor of Netscape, as my pages are optimized for it. However, they do look pretty much okay with IE, too. As for versions, I’d highly recommend 4.x and above for both browsers. You’ll still get the gist of the pages with anything below, but it may look kind of odd in places.

Can I/my company advertise on your site?

Hell yes! Good lord, please, YES! I can always use money. Just drop me a line

Do you write all the reviews yourself

No. I currently have six people who assist me whenever possible. Take a gander at the Writers page

Do you accept submissions

No. If I want you to write for me, I’ll ask you. I’m sorry, but I just don’t want to have brainless teenagers sending me stuff about how “Titanic” sucked because it had a sad ending.

You sound pretty stuck-up


How can I contact you

Simple. Just write what you have to say on a piece of paper, crumple it up, and throw it away, and I’ll get back to you as soon as possible


Pretty much

Really, how can I get in touch with you

Just shoot an email off to and I’ll try to get back to you ASAP.