So, what’s the point
There really is none. If you’re looking for something profound, you’re at the wrong place. I just like complaining about movies, so I figured I may as well put that talent to use.
In other words, you don’t have a life
Hey now. That’s uncalled for. Correct.
How do you select the movies you review?
Completely at random. I’m always open to
What browser do you suggest for viewing your site?
I’m definitely in favor of Netscape, as my pages are optimized for it. However, they do look pretty much okay with IE, too. As for versions, I’d highly recommend 4.x and above for both browsers. You’ll still get the gist of the pages with anything below, but it may look kind of odd in places.
Can I/my company advertise on your site?
Hell yes! Good lord, please, YES! I can always use money. Just drop me a line
Do you write all the reviews yourself
No. I currently have six people who assist me whenever possible. Take a gander at the Writers page
Do you accept submissions
No. If I want you to write for me, I’ll ask you. I’m sorry, but I just don’t want to have brainless teenagers sending me stuff about how “Titanic” sucked because it had a sad ending.
You sound pretty stuck-up
How can I contact you
Simple. Just write what you have to say on a piece of paper, crumple it up, and throw it away, and I’ll get back to you as soon as possible
Really, how can I get in touch with you
Just shoot an email off to email@example.com and I’ll try to get back to you ASAP.